Bar Full of Blondes
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake….
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a “Billy-Club”
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler
“Now, think about it seriously, cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blink cowboy think for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times……”