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thelocalconnectorn
- May 25, 2022
- 1 min
Bar Full of Blondes
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels....

thelocalconnectorn
- May 19, 2022
- 1 min
I was Eating Dinner at my Friends House...
All throughout dinner my wife’s best friend’s four year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite to her. The girl could hardly eat her...

thelocalconnectorn
- May 12, 2022
- 2 min
Young Investment Banker Buys The Car Of His Dreams
A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a...

thelocalconnectorn
- May 5, 2022
- 1 min
We Need A New Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed...

thelocalconnectorn
- Apr 28, 2022
- 2 min
A Fire Started In A Chemical Plant
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and before you could snap your fingers it exploded...

thelocalconnectorn
- Apr 21, 2022
- 1 min
It Could've Been Worse
James is walking on a downtown street one day, and he happens to see his old high school friend, Harry, a little ways up ahead. "Harry,...

thelocalconnectorn
- Apr 14, 2022
- 2 min
Hare Spray
A man was driving along the highway when saw the Easter rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the...

thelocalconnectorn
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
A Truck Driver
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. Just...

thelocalconnectorn
- Mar 31, 2022
- 1 min
Storks...
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to...

thelocalconnectorn
- Mar 24, 2022
- 1 min
A Farmer And His Watermelons
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves...

thelocalconnectorn
- Mar 17, 2022
- 1 min
Wrong Number
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of...

thelocalconnectorn
- Mar 10, 2022
- 1 min
Talk Like a Frog
A 5 year-old girl goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandfather. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her...

thelocalconnectorn
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
The Deaf Wife Problem
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to...

thelocalconnectorn
- Feb 24, 2022
- 1 min
Flat Tire Final Exam
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the...

thelocalconnectorn
- Feb 17, 2022
- 1 min
A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there...

thelocalconnectorn
- Feb 10, 2022
- 1 min
A husband and a wife go golfing….
A husband and wife who are avid golfers have been happily married for 30 years, and on the day of their 30th anniversary they enjoy a...

thelocalconnectorn
- Feb 3, 2022
- 1 min
A Woman Goes To The Doctor Worried About Her Husband's Temper
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't...

thelocalconnectorn
- Jan 27, 2022
- 1 min
Johnny and Salley go to the Prom
So, Johnny and his girl Sally are going to prom this Saturday. But, before they can go, Johnny needs to make sure they have a perfect...

thelocalconnectorn
- Jan 20, 2022
- 1 min
A Birthday To Remember
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far...
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